Eid Mubarak SMS

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Kyon K Eid Pe SMS Packages Kaam Nahi Karengy. :-)

Eid Mubarak SMS

Perfume:

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I Hope K Aisi Shandar Eidi Mere Alawa Aur Koi Nahi Bhej Sakta. :-)

Eid Mubarak SMS

Ye Kya Hai EID?

Accountant Ne Kaha,
E: Extreem Happy
I : In
D : Divide Expenses.

BusinessMan Ne Kah,

E: Esteem Happy
I : In
D : Discount

Lawyer Ne Kaha.

E : Event Of
I : Increase
D : Dual Happy

Lovers Ne Kaha.

E: Eik Or
I : I
D : DAte

Eid Mubarak SMS

Read This SMS After 3 Days
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Ary Phir Parhy Ja Rahy Hooo
Ary Kaha Na Nahin Parhna

Acha Chalo Parh Lo May Be
I Ll Be The 1st One To Say
!~!~ Very Very
*..**Happy Eid MuBaRaK *..**

[MAA-BAAP]

'Maa Baap k liye sub ko chor dena.
lekin sub k liye Maa Baap ko mat chorna
Q.K
jab Maa Baap roty hain to farishton ko bhi rona aata hai,
DUA ne kha.
Ma wo hsti hy jo gunah gaar olad ko b dozakh se bcha leti hy.
JANNAT NY KHA.
Maa wo hasti hy k jo mujhko bQdmo k nichy daba deti hy.
RAB NE KHA.
MAA meri traf se insan k liye Qimti or nayab tohfa hy.
My sms 4 all youngsters never break the heart of MAA.
I Love my Mother..!'

Coming Soon SMS,

'Karachi or us k mazafaat mein....
SUTTAY or GUTKAY ka time hua chahtaaha...
Tamam larke apni apni setting k hisab se SUTTA MARE...
Shukria'

Gahzal

'Kissi ki aankh se sapnay chura ker kuch nahi milta
toottey taaron se kuch maang ker kuch nahi milta
koi ek aadh sapna ho tow phir bhi acha lagta hai
hazaron khuwaab aankhon main sajja ker kuch nahi millta
Aisey kehna palkoo par na aajaye khuwaab ki chaadar
samandar ke kinaare ghar bana ker kuch nahi milta

Yeh acha hai aapas ke bharam na tootne paaye
kabhi kabhi doston ko aazma ker kuch nahi milta
Na jaane kaun se jazbe ki yoon taskeen kerta hoon
bazahir tow tumhare khat jala ker kuch nahi milta
faqat tum se hi karta hoon main saari raaz ki baatein
har ek ko daastan -e-dil suna ker kuch nahi milta
isse main pyaar kerta hoon to mujh ko chain milta hai

woh kehti hai usse mujhe satta ker kuch nahi milta
mujhe aksar sitaron se yehhi aawaz aati hai
kissi k hijr main neendein gawa ker kuch nahi milta
Dil jab toot jaye ga, yeh ankhien khoon roye gi
waise bhi Dost logon se nibha ker kuch nahi milta'

"If love have lent you

'"If love have lent you twenty thousand tongues,
And every tongue more moving than your own,
Bewitching like the wanton mermaid's songs,
Yet from mine ear the tempting tune is blown;
For know, my heart stands armed in mine ear,
And will not let a false sound enter there'

With this, he breaketh

'With this, he breaketh from the sweet embrace
Of those fair arms which bound him to her breast,
And homeward through the dark land runs apace;
Leaves Love upon her back deeply distressed.
Look how a bright star shooteth from the sky,
So glides he in the night from Venus' eye;'

Which after him she

'Which after him she darts, as one on shore
Gazing upon a late embarked friend,
Till the wild waves will have him seen no more,
Whose ridges with the meeting clouds contend;
So did the merciless and pitchy night
Fold in the object that did feed her sight.'

Whereat amazed, as

'Whereat amazed, as one that unaware
Hath dropped a precious jewel in the flood,
Or 'stonished as night-wand'rers often are,
Their light blown out in some mistrustful wood;
Even so confounded in the dark she lay,
Having lost the fair discovery of her way.'

She, marking them

'She, marking them, begins a wailing note,
And sings extemporally a woeful ditty -
How love makes young men thrall, and old men dote;
How love is wise in folly, foolish witty.
Her heavy anthem still concludes in woe,
And still the choir of echoes answer so.'

Her song was tedious,

'Her song was tedious, and outwore the night,
For lovers' hours are long, though seeming short:
If pleased themselves, others they think delight
In suchlike circumstance, with suchlike sport.
Their copious stories, oftentimes begun,
End without audience, and are never done.'

Venus salutes him with

'Venus salutes him with this fair good-morrow:
"O thou clear god and patron of all light,
From whom each lamp and shining star doth borrow
The beauteous influence that makes him bright,
There lives a son that sucked an earthly mother
May lend thee light, as thou dost lend to other."'

And as she runs,

'And as she runs, the bushes in the way
Some catch her by the neck, some kiss her face,
Some twine about her thigh to make her stay;
She wildly breaketh from their strict embrace,
Like a milch doe, whose swelling dugs do ache,
Hasting to feed her fawn hid in some brake'

By this, she hears

'By this, she hears the hounds are at a bay;
Whereat she starts, like one that spies an adder
Wreathed up in fatal folds just in his way,
The fear whereof doth make him shake and shudder;
Even so the timorous yelping of the hounds
Appals her senses and her spirit confounds.'

ASK ME

'AxK M3 Hw Many tim3Z ma H3art HAz BEEN Broken...!!
Nd I'll tell ew 2 kuk in da sky nd Count da STarz..!'

Cute Love Story!

'Boy: Hey i've got two wards 2 say.
Girl:what?






Boy: I LOVE YOU
Girl:Huh... isn't that 3 words



Boy:No!BCoz(U) and(I) are one!!!'

Chocolate Day SMS

'If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST,
If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE,
If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST,
and since you are my friend…U R THE BEST !!!'

Chocolate Day SMS

'If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST,
If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE,
If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST,
and since you are my friend…U R THE BEST !!!'

Chocolate Day SMS

'Welcome to the fascinating world of Chocolate. The perfect bar of dark chocolate turns the simple act of eating it into a form of art. When it comes to temptation, nothing packs a punch like chocolate. For centuries, chocolate has been loved by the people of the world.'

'According to the valentine week myth, February 9 is called the Chocolate Day. If you believe in the week-long Valentine's celebration, Feb 9 is the d

'Chocolate history starts out in Latin America, where cacao trees grow wild. Chocolate is the seed of the cacao tree. This seed is very bitter but it has made our world sweet. People around the world have grown up enjoying chocolate as a favourite treat for countless generations.'

Chocolate Day SMS

'According to the valentine week myth, February 9 is called the Chocolate Day. If you believe in the week-long Valentine's celebration, Feb 9 is the day to gift a box full of chocolates to your sweetheart.'

Chocolate Day SMS

'1. U r unique
U r caring and
U r the Best.
And I am d luckiest to have U my Love!
Happy Valentine’s Day my Sweet Heart!'

Chocolate Day SMS

'Anyone can catch one’s eye… but it takes a special someone, to capture your heart and soul and for me that special someone is YOU. Happy Valentines Day!!'

'e Mine Vallentine

'e Mine Vallentine

I Am Sending You This
Valentine Wish
With Hugs And Kissess ,Too ;
Cause There,S A Place
Here In My Neart That,S
Mad For Only You!!!'

Chocolate Day SMS

'Feb 7 - Rose Day.
Feb 8 - Propose Day.
Feb 9 - Chocolate Day.
Feb 10 - Teddy Bear Day.
Feb 11 - Promise Day.
Feb 12 - Love Day.
Feb 13 - Hug Day.
Feb 14 - Valentine Day.

So I Wish U “Romantic Week”'

("i still love her")

'Ab Kya Likhain Kaghaz Pr?

Ab Likhne Ko Kya Baqi Hai!

Ek Dil Tha Wo Tot Gya

Ab Totne Ko Kya Baqi Hai?

Ek Shakhs Ko Hm Ne Chaha Tha

Ek Rait Pe Naqsh Banaya Tha

Wo Rait To Kb Ki Bikhr Gae

Wo Naqsh Kahan Ab Baqi Hai?

Hm Jinko Apni Nzmo Ka

Unwan Banaya Krte The

Lafzo Ka Bana K Taj Mehal

Kaghaz Pr Sajaya Krte The

Wo Hm Ko Akela Chor Gaya

Sub Rishto Se Mun Mor Gya!

Ab Raaste Sare Soone Hain

Wo Pyar Kahan Ab Baqi Hai?

Ab Kya Likhain Hm Kaghaz Per?
Ab likhne ko kia baqi hai...!
14 Feb
("i still love her")'

If u r a chocolate ur

'If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!'

'"TEEN CHEEZAIN"

3cheezain Aik Jaga Parwarish Pati Hain,

1. PHOOL, 2. Kanta, 3. Khusbu.

3 Cheezain Har Aik Ko Milti Hain,

1. Khushi, 2. Gham, 3. Mout.

3 Cheezain Har Aik Ki Mukhtalif Hoti Hain,

1. Soorat, 2. Seerat, 3. Qismat.

3 Cheezon Ko Kabhi Chota Na Samjhen,

1. Qarz, 2. Farz, 3. Marz.'

Chocolate Day SMS

'Love is sweets and honey
Love is sometimes for your heart
Love is sometimes for the money

Love is passionate
Love is blind
Love is destined
Love is cruel and kind

Love is forever
Love is for a night
Love is fading
Love is at first sight

Love is unrequited
Love is for another
Love is not returned
Love is not to be smothered

Love is dangerous
Love is right
Love is wrong
Love is a fight

Love is complicated
Love is here and there
Love is in you and me
Love is everywhere

Love is broken
Love is true
Love is for me
Love is for you'DEAR NAZO JUST FOR U.'

Baar Baar Yeh Din Aaye,

'Baar Baar Yeh Din Aaye,
Baar Baar Yeh Dil Gaaye,
Tu Jiye Hazaro Saal,
Yehi Hai Meri Aarzoo,
Happy Birthday To You !!!"'

tumhari salgira

'TUMHARI SALGIRA JABSE MUGKO YAD I HA'
TAB HI SOCH RAHA HU TUMHE KIA PESH KARU?
KOI SAPNA KOI WADA KOI KHUSHBOO KOI PHOOL?
YA TUMHE DIL SE NIKALTI YEH DUAIAN PESH KARU?
TUMHRE PAON HAMESHA MANZILON KI ORH CHALAIN'
SERAB KA TUMHARI RAH SE KABI GUZAR BHI NA HO'
TUMHARAY HATH BARH K KAMYABION KO CHOOWAIN'
KISI NAKAMI KA TUMHARY HAN ZIKAR B NA HO'
TUMHARI ANKHON ME UMEED K TAARAY CHAMKAIN'
MAYOOSION ME KOI ROZ O SHAB BASAR NA HO'
TUMHE AROOJ HI ITNA MILAY AYE MERI JAN E AZEEZ'
K TUMHE PHIR KISI ZAWAL KI FIKAR B NA HO'
MANY MANY HAPPY RETURN'S OF THE DAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY'

Birthday ka DIN mubarak ho..

'Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper,

zabardast, xtra bariya,

xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas,

Birthday ka DIN mubarak ho..






(¯`v´¯)
`*.¸.*´ Lover
¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•
Prince”'

Tanha

'Major Rohail: Yaar mobile naya lya hai?

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Sardar: Nahi mere cousin ka hy.

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Major Rohail: Cousin ka mobile tere pass kya kr rha hy?

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Sardar: Cousin jab b milta tha kehta tha'

sardar

'aik sardar chat per tankey saaf kerne k lie charha wahan per kawwa betha tha
sardar:foran serhi se neche utra or serhi hata di .
sardar:beta main to utar gaya ab tu kese utre ga'

Tanha

'Mohabat rooh mein utra huwa mosam hai jana!

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Ta?aluq khatam karne se mohabat kam nahi hoti!

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Jo tere waastey sajney sanwarney mein guzarti hai!

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Bohat masrufiyat par b wo fursat kam nahi hoti!

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Bohat kuch tujh se pehley b muyasar tha

muyasar hai !

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Najane phir b kyun teri zarurat kam nai hoti.'

tanha

'Jab Usay Yaad Karon Kitna Badal Jaon Main,

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Dekhtay Dekhtay ek Khawab Main

Dhal Jaon Main,

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DIL To Karta Hai Kabi jan Chura Kr Sab Se,

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USki Aankhon Main Kahen Door Nikal Jaon Main,

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Uski Ulfat Hai k Nafrat Se Mujhy Dekhte Hai wo ,

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wo Kabi Piyar Se Dekhay To Pighal jaon Main,'

Tanha

'Subah se shaam ho gayi intezaar karty karty,

Na woh aaya na unki koi khabar aayi.

Yaqeen hai ki mere yaar ne sandesha to bheja hi hoga,

Magar yeh bewafa hawaa khaali haath chali aayi. ...'

Tanha

'Taras gy hain hum kuch sunene ko labo say tere

Pyar ki baat hi nahi koi sikayat hi kijeye'

tanha

MUHOBAT dil ki her cheez bhula deti hy



band aankhon me b sapny saja deti hy

sapno ki duniya zaroor rakhna



kiun k haqeekat to sab ko rula deti hy?'

IltijaF

'Ashiqo Se Bas Yehi Ek Iltija Hai Meri
Muhabbat Na Karna, Muhabbat Na Karna'

JALA dena.'

Forget SMS

'Hum YAD rahe to thek wrna BHULA dena

Ho koi KHTA humse to hame SAZA dena


Wase to hain hm
GEELY kAgaz ki manind


LEKHA jye to
thek wrna


JALA dena.'

Ansoo bahana

hi

'chupke chupke raat din aanso bahana yaad hai
humko ab tak aashqi ka wo zamana yaad hai
khanch lena wo mera pardes ka kona dafatan
aur dopte per tera mun chupana yaad hai
hum ko ab tak aashqi ka wo zamana yaad hai
chupke chupke raat din aanso bahana yaad hai
dopeher ki dhop main mere bulane ke liye
wo tera khothe pe nanga paon aana yaad hai
hum ko ab tak aashqi ka wo zamana yaad hai
chupke chupke raat din aanso bahana yaad hai'

Good Morning,

Tanha

',**, ,**,
*,G'*, ,*D,*
'*,O*,*O,*
*,M*, ,*G,*
*,O*, _*_ ,*N,*
*,R*,N*,I,*

HAVE A NICE-DAY!'

Dua SMS

Jinhain chaha bahut hm ne,

'Jinhain chaha bahut hm ne, magar apnaa nhi paey
Bht ankhon ne barish ki, mujhe woh yad jb aaey


Bary daway thy hm tm se, juda ho kr bhe jee lain gay
Magar ek lamha bhar ki hm, judai seh nahin paey

Main jin ki rah takta hn na jany kitne arsay se
Koi un se zra pochay,woh milne Q nhi aaey

Na jany kb se apne ap ko hm to badal bethy
Yeh Qismat k sitaaray Q badalne ko nhe aaey

Aay Qasid! tm kaho un se, woh lrna chor dain hm se
Woh jb se rooth bethy, tb se hm bhe so nhe paaey

Khudaya shukar hy tera keh yadon par nhein pehra
Agar yadon pe pehra ho,to phr Aashiq kahan jaey

Jo kehtay hain mohabat kuch nahin hoti zamanay mein
Woh khud bhe to mohbt k bina Q reh nahi paaey'

Double Meaning

uffffff

'Uffff
Kya
Karr
Rahe
Ho?
Plz
Aisa
Mat
Karo
...
Please
Mat
Karo
...
Maine
Kaha
Na
Plz
Aisa
Nahi
......
Aur
Mat
Dabao
....
are
Neeche
Kyun
Jaa
Rahe
Ho??
Maine
Kaha
Ho
Jayega
.....
....
....
....
Plz
hu
Jayega
...
Aheste
....
Kaha
Tha
Mat
Karo
Aisa
...
Ab
Ho
Gaya
Na
....
Message
Khatam
!!!'

Dosti SMS

frind

'Salon bad najane kia sama hoga,
Hm sb doston me se najane kon kha hoga,

Phr milna hua to milenge khuwabo me
Jese sukhe gulab milte hain kitabon me!'

Diwali SMS

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'LOVE LOAD

'l”l________
–/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI'.

Computer SMS

The National Anthem of Windows

'The National Anthem of Windows Nation



In honor of the new Windows Flag above the corporate campus:

OLE can you C, by the fonts of TrueType,
What so proudly we mailed to our users upgrading?
Whose class libs and tool bars, through the marketing hype,
Four meg RAM cards they'd bought, final beta awaiting.
And the testers declare, fix the bugs on the share,
Codeview'd every byte of our way cool software.
Oh, say does that user friendly icon yet wave
O'er the land of the GUI,
and the Windows of the brave.
lyrics, deanb
inspiration, stevesh'

Coming Soon SMS

Come Back SoonSo here it is

'Come Back SoonSo here it is
I miss you
All of you
Your not here anymore
You left me
Every night I think of you
When it’s cold I wish you where here
To hold me and keep me warm
When I cry over you
I wish you would show and make me happy
Why is summer that far away?
Why can’t I hold you now?
Why did u choose Scotland?
I want to kiss your sweet lips
Pull you close to me
I want to share romance
I want to marry you
No matter if you’re a girl or boy
You’ll always be you
You’re everything to me
You’re my only reason to breathe
Please come back soon
You’ve been gone for far too long.'

Coming Soon SMS

Come Back SoonSo here it is

'Come Back SoonSo here it is
I miss you
All of you
Your not here anymore
You left me
Every night I think of you
When it’s cold I wish you where here
To hold me and keep me warm
When I cry over you
I wish you would show and make me happy
Why is summer that far away?
Why can’t I hold you now?
Why did u choose Scotland?
I want to kiss your sweet lips
Pull you close to me
I want to share romance
I want to marry you
No matter if you’re a girl or boy
You’ll always be you
You’re everything to me
You’re my only reason to breathe
Please come back soon
You’ve been gone for far too long.'

Christmas SMS

...

'May the joy and peace of Christmas
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas'

Chor SMS

Tanha

'1 chor Police sy chupty hue 1 Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or Police sy bach gya.

Wahi Qareb sy kch pthan guzry to unho ny socha k shyd Log Myyt pr Matti dalna bhol gye fata fat Matti dalna shuro kr di to chor bola
"Bachao Bachao"

Pthan:"Ooe Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is pr to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya"'

Chocolate Day SMS

If u r a chocolate ur

'If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!'

Blessing SMS

Count your blessings

'Count your blessings

Count your blessings
Name them one by one
Count your blessings
See what GOD has done
Count your blessings
Name them one by one
Count your many blessings
See what GOD has done'

Birthday SMS

“Happy BirthDay”

'Kick off ur shoes,
Take a break,
Crank the tunes,
Dance & shake,
Light the candles,
Cut the cake,
Make it a day,
That’s simply great!!!
“Happy BirthDay”'

Bewakoof SMS

Tanha

'Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"

1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

4.__________main pagal hi hu'

Barsaat SMS

TOFAAN TOPI

'Tum Bijli, Paani or Train ko Rotey ho Faraz,
Is Mulk mai to Toofaan bhi time per nahi aatey

Ab Bharosaa Karen, to karen Kis per Faraz
Insan to Insan yahan to Tufan bhi Topi Kara Gaya :)
...
Have Nice day to ALL'

Barsaat SMS

TOFAAN TOPI

'Tum Bijli, Paani or Train ko Rotey ho Faraz,
Is Mulk mai to Toofaan bhi time per nahi aatey

Ab Bharosaa Karen, to karen Kis per Faraz
Insan to Insan yahan to Tufan bhi Topi Kara Gaya :)
...
Have Nice day to ALL'

Bahar SMS

bahaar aa_ii

'bahaar aa_ii to jaise ek baar
lauT aaye hai.n phir adam se
vo Khvaab saare, shabaab saare
jo tere ho.nTho.n pe mar miTe the
jo miT ke har baar phir jiiye the
nikhar gaye hai.n gulaab saare
jo terii yaado.n se mushk_buu hai.n
jo tere ushshaaq kaa lahuu hai.n

ubal pa.De hai.n azaab saare
malaal-e-ahavaal-e-dostaa.N bhii
Khumaar-e-aaGosh-e-mahavashaa.N bhii
Gubaar-e-Khaatir ke baab saare
tere hamaare
savaal saare, javaab saare
bahaar aa_ii to khul gaye hai.n
naye sire se hisaab saare'

Asking SMS

Awam ki pukar

'GSG PUKAAR.
HUKMARANO
Ye Dolat B Lay Lo
Ye Chen Aur Amn B Lay Lo ye Ezat Aur Rozgar B Lay Lo
ye Sahat Aur Talem B Lalo
Tax+tax
Lay Lo
ye Shuhrat B Lay Lo
bhalay CHEEN Lo Pora PAKISTAN ek chief justice k ilawa koi kuch nahen kahega
MAGAR
lauta do
wo bijli wo oil(Rs40) wo ata,wo chawal, wo roti, wo cheeni, wo pani.
Phir na khna
Cheif Justici
wo ek h, hum b ek, ek h, agar hum sory ho gy ek, to wo sub kuch jo loat lia h hum lota lengy.

Army Day

wahhab

'Rah de wich Khona Okha.

Apna ap lakona okha.

Enni wadh gaye wunya dari.

Kalleyan beh ke rona okha.

Dagh muhabbat wala bahu.

Lag javay ta dhona okha'

April Fool

Tanha

'Q:I LOVE U Kehne Ka Sb Se Behtr Din Kaunsa Hota Ha???





Guess?

Guess?






Simple
1st April

Agr Bat Bn Gai To Cool
Wrna Keh Do




April Fool...
; )'

Anniversary SMS

Tanha

'Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You"ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you"re my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary.'